Hugs, Hope, and Peanut Butter 
Finding Light Behind the Clouds 

There are MANY reasons to buy this book. 
Here are the top 9 - 1/2:

1)  It will help you lose weight 
     You’ll be so busy laughing, you’ll forget to eat.

2)  It won’t give you a tan, but it may give you 
     a sunnier disposition AND it’s cheaper than a therapist.

3)  It relieves PMS and cramps 
     (when taken with Prozac and Midol).

4)  It’s small enough to fit into your purse 
     so you can take it along to read during your next pap test.

5)  It’s cheaper than a wonder bra 
     but just as uplifting  
    
6)  It's a better use of your time than buying Viagra online
     or transferring money from Nigerian widows.

7)  It will strengthen your faith, determination, optimism.
     You’ll be able to pull a freight train with your teeth 
     when you finish – or at least you’ll BELIEVE you can.)

8)  It releases endorphins just like chocolate, 
     only it doesn't cause your pants to shrink 

9)  It will simplify your Christmas shopping 
    Just give this book to EVERYONE. 
    (especially hugless and hopeless friends who need a lift.)

9-1/2)  Its short chapters make great bathroom reading 
      and it could come in handy if you run out of toilet paper.